The "Make Up My Life Story" Contest

I hate writing bios, with a passion - almost as much as chewing on raw horse or stapling my hand to the wall. Yet, I need a bio...

So, what do you think, do you feel creative? How would you like to write my bio? You can make up anything about me, it doesn't have to be real, but if it is imagined, make it so fully awesome that its clearly not true :)

If I pick your bio to use, I will give you my CD for free, or if you already have it, I'll email you some demo stuff I've been working on. Of course, if you feel so inspired to write a real bio and an imaginary one about my undercover ninja monkey protection work for the CIA or whatever - and I use them, I can send you my CD and demo stuff.

-you know what? If your submission entertains me, even if I don't use it, I will still email you a new song :)

What do you think? Are you up for it?